Here's the News: There isn't any

All has been quiet on the Crystal Maze front, and the reason we haven't been posting any Crystal Maze updates is we have none we can share. However, it's been nearly a month since the last post so I thought I'd reassure all the thousands reading this blog every day (yes, thousands! if I count you as about 40 people each) that this blog hasn't been forgotten.

Nil desperandum, we're still here with our ears to the ground, lurking and waiting to pounce on the moment where we can share news with you lucky, lucky readers.

In the meantime, it's the Brit Awards tonight. Here's Richard O'Brien, host of the 1993 awards, introducing a child arsonist and a workshy fop as they present the award for Best British Group (The Cure were robbed).